Write a Haiku

[Evil Eye]

At least my haiku

Does not rhyme, at all

That makes me happy

 

[Rapunzel]

Evil Eye can't rhyme

His haiku, perhaps next time?

Not that it's a crime

 

[Sam.]

I mean, we're looking

down on Wayne's basement, only

that's not Wayne's basement

 

[Nebulous]

today is friday
I am glad the weekend is
finally here, yay!

 

[Evil Eye]

Today's Saturday,
The weekend's started already.
Nearing Sunday now!

 

[Nebulous]

This thread is ancient
So I am bumping it now
Hello to all peeps

 

[Juneberry]

Fun fact about this:
Haiku often involve a
Seasonal phrase, too!

(But clearly this one doesn't.)

 

[freakofnature]

It's snowing again
I am done with winter now
But winter persists

 

[Jewel]

Earlier was warm
Now cold, dark, need my poncho.
Will need 4 blankets.​

Meh, I'm sleepy lol.

 

[passenger]

Copied Oldies:

Love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten mouse.

I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be

Today I sniffed Many dog behinds—I celebrate By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm! Paper boy—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot—Sniff this and weep

I sound the alarm! Garbage man—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.

I sound the alarm! Mail carrier—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle

I sound the alarm! Gardener—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I Hate my choke chain— Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin On your foot—no greater bliss—well, Maybe catching mice

Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do

The cat is not all Bad—she dots the neighborhood With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence—why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.

My owners' mood is Romantic—I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.

 

[Saphira]

My heart is beating
At the rhythm of birds singing
Happy in spring time