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Love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten mouse. |
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be |
Today I sniffed Many dog behinds—I celebrate By kissing your face. |
I sound the alarm! Paper boy—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot—Sniff this and weep |
I sound the alarm! Garbage man—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. |
I sound the alarm! Mail carrier—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle |
I sound the alarm! Gardener—come to kill us all— Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
I Hate my choke chain— Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! |
Sleeping here, my chin On your foot—no greater bliss—well, Maybe catching mice |
Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do |
The cat is not all Bad—she dots the neighborhood With Tootsie Rolls |
Dig under fence—why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. |
I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. |
My owners' mood is Romantic—I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. |